Modern Music
As the Design Diva I find it my duty to expose all you lovers of modern things to fabulousness, so I HAVE to tell you about this super sexy local musician…
modern music September 22, 2008
redefining kitsch September 22, 2008
Redefining ‘Kitsch’
critics of mid-century design are always using this word to define it, so i decided to Google ‘kitsch’ and find out what the general understanding of the word is.
sexy modern floors September 22, 2008
Sexy Modern Floors?
Some genius wrote this article regarding modern options for your concrete floors…it’s brilliant. You should all get to modernphoenix.net and check it out as soon as possible…you will thank me!
McModern? September 22, 2008
McModern?
While perusing my 2nd favorite modern website, www.modernphoenix.net, I came across an article written by a local architect, Linnea O’Dowd. She warns us of the danger ahead as phoenix approaches the dawn of the neo-modern era and the end of the Tuscan. She claims that:
Sell Your Ranch House September 22, 2008
Sell Your Ranch House (modern = money)
The real estate market has been a crazy ride the last several years. Investors have gone from having the Midas touch to a Medusa stare. With real estate investments turning to stone…people are looking for creative ways to turn on potential buyers. I have a suggestion….STOP THE TUSCANIZATION!
modern-facts September 22, 2008
Modern Facts
- The Barcelona Chair can help you pick up chicks
- When you eat food prepared in a kitchen designed by Valley Modern Design the calories don’t count.
- Contrary to vicious rumors, Valley Modern Design was not part of the Enron scandal.
- Modern design is responsible for the end of the Cold War.
- Hiring Valley Modern Design can actually increase your IQ.
- A modern remodel will make more people like you.
- Spending time with the Valley Modern Design design team will improve your general health and leave you with minty fresh breath.
- Our cocktail parties have resulted in better muscle tone for 95% of attendees.
- Valley Modern Design makes it easier to learn super difficult foreign languages.
- Valley Modern Design is not responsible for Global Warming.
- The postwar color palette has been declared the “official colors” of the New York City transit system.
- Eating spam can correct nearsightedness and cure hangovers.
- Sitting in furniture arranged by Valley Modern Design decreases the appearance of cellulite.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t buy houses, he walks into other people’s houses and they move. Then he calls Valley Modern Design to design the interior for him. Valley Modern Design never says no to Chuck Norris. (see www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
The Velvis September 8, 2008
The ‘Velvis’ - modern art at its best!
The Velvet Elvis is now Valley Modern Design’s obsession. Velvet painting began in the early 30’s with the fabulous artist Edgar Leeteg, and reached its peak in the 1970’s. We are so sure that the ‘velvis’ is the next HUGE design trend that we will be honoring each client with their very own at the end of the project! Yes! if you hire Valley Modern Design you will be the proud owner of a fuzzy rendition of the King! In the words of the classic artist, Weird Al Yankovic…