modern-facts September 22, 2008
Modern Facts
- The Barcelona Chair can help you pick up chicks
- When you eat food prepared in a kitchen designed by Valley Modern Design the calories don’t count.
- Contrary to vicious rumors, Valley Modern Design was not part of the Enron scandal.
- Modern design is responsible for the end of the Cold War.
- Hiring Valley Modern Design can actually increase your IQ.
- A modern remodel will make more people like you.
- Spending time with the Valley Modern Design design team will improve your general health and leave you with minty fresh breath.
- Our cocktail parties have resulted in better muscle tone for 95% of attendees.
- Valley Modern Design makes it easier to learn super difficult foreign languages.
- Valley Modern Design is not responsible for Global Warming.
- The postwar color palette has been declared the “official colors” of the New York City transit system.
- Eating spam can correct nearsightedness and cure hangovers.
- Sitting in furniture arranged by Valley Modern Design decreases the appearance of cellulite.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t buy houses, he walks into other people’s houses and they move. Then he calls Valley Modern Design to design the interior for him. Valley Modern Design never says no to Chuck Norris. (see www.chucknorrisfacts.com)